It's Here

Sooo, It's official. I am a 30 year old. I know I'm being pretty dramatic about the whole thing, but why the hell not?  I'm allowed.

I have to say, inspite of the fact that Craypee is doing everything she can to rain on my parade, this is the best fucking birthday I've ever had.  EVER.  Hands down.  And it's only 10 o'clock.  Everyone is letting me be a complete douche about my day.  I'm uber happy, and that can be annoying to people, I know.  But I don't care.

My girlfriend woke me up this morning with a card, a wrapped package, and a kiss.  It was awesome.  I was pretty shocked to open up the present and find that she got me a Nintendo Wii.  I am utterly thrilled about this gift.  I cannot wait to try out all the fun games.  The card she gave me was equally as cool.  She rocks.

Now, typically, I would be exhausted at 5:45am.  But this morning, I made my coffee and showered with glee (not the cast of the tv show...although, I wouldn't be opposed.)  The traffic on the bridge didn't even make me cringe today.  It was pretty rockin.

I'm really happy to see my friends at work.  And the receptionist here even got me a little birthday plant for my cubicle.  Nothing like the gift of oxygen.

Best part of the day is watching Craypee's absolute disgust of my joy.  She cannot be anymore repulsed if she tried.  Now, she did get me some gifts.  WHEN she realized it was my birthday, she moaned and groaned and then handed me a shell off of her desk, "Here ya go, fucker.  Enjoy."  Yes, a shell.  Like off the ground at the beach.  THEN, she grabbed the card out of my hands that the Kominater got me and signed it..., "And here's your card, fucker."  Awesome.  Later, she came into my cube and took a gigantic, uninvited BITE out of one of the cookies in the cookie bouquet that my girlfriend sent me.  Pretty much everyone was appalled by that.  Then she goes, "Ahhhh, shit.  I really need to get you something?  I'm going to the 7-11 because I'm hungry.  What do you want from the gas station?"  I'm like, "Diet Coke?!"  And she brought me back a Diet Coke.  Really, that's a pretty great gift coming from her, so I'm ecstatic.  :D

Best part of this day is yet to come.  I will be blowing out of this effed up joint and celebrating with my family in T minus 30 minutes and counting.

Welcome to 30!
XO♥